HOW TO BECOME MARADONA

1. Beat the opposing team's defense and score goal by yourself [*]
2. Score "Hand of God" goal [*]
3. Request Transfer Out of Barca [ ]
4. Get addicted to cocaine [ ]
5. Face scandal regarding an illegitimate child [ ]
6. Get hepatitis [ ]
7. Gain 456545435656532 lbs [ ]

C'mon Messi!! You can do the rest!!